Top 5 reasons nachos are better than chicks


I was having nachos the other night. As I always do. And I realized how much more they kick ass than chicks. Here are the top 5 reasons why they’re better

5. You make nachos the way you want. Women bitch a lot.
4. You can use different styles and flavors of cheese. Women try to live a life paid for entirely by other people
3. Nachos are served everywhere. Even funerals. Women are stupid.
2. Nachos are desired by everyone. So when you have them, you’re extra kick ass. Women aren’t funny, but like to think they are.
1. Nachos rule. Chicks DON’T.

Man, chicks suck ass. Thank God for nachos.


~ by Caliber Winfield on November 5, 2009.

3 Responses to “Top 5 reasons nachos are better than chicks”

  1. This was funnier than your recent stuff. I think your best material is about wrestling though, Brother.

  2. I appreciate the kind words, DJ. Yeah, I have a ton of wrestling stuff on the horizon.

    I also write news for insidepulse on Fridays, boy howdy, do I piss some people off there.

    But thanks again for commenting, lame as it is, it’s one of the best parts of my day to see new comments.

  3. It always is, particularly when they’re from people you will never ever meet in the real world. Comments from your friends are one thing, but comments from a guy you have no clue about are great.

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