Quick rundown of WrestleMania 27
Well, lots of people seemingly split on whether WrestleMania was decent or not. Honestly, unless something is just utter crap, like WrestleMania 15, don’t complain. I get so sick of wrestling fans sometimes. They sit there, fat, talentless with little to no personalities, constantly bashing the product, yet watching it with baited breath. It’s just obnoxious sometimes. Anyways, I didn’t have a notebook to write anything down, so I won’t be reviewing the whole thing, just the main points.
I was shocked that they had the World Heavyweight Title match open the show. I thought it was very disrespectful to the title. They needed more time, because they were kicking some serious ass out there. Extremely bland ending though. I wanted the Christian turn. If not that, then why not pull the trigger on Del Rio? Not since WM23 has the winner of the Royal Rumble actually won at a WM. It’ll take a second viewing before I can give a solid rating, but for now we’re sitting pretty at * * * 1/2
Orton/Punk was good, same with Mysterio/Cody. I’ll have to watch’em again to get ratings. Because I’m so rad, I called what costume Mysterio was going to be. I should sell my skills as a psychic detective. I’d buy the Criss Angel magic set and just amaze people with that, and try to stay away from actually having to solve crimes. I’d be old school, and use an awesome wand. Which of course, would be my boner.
HHH vs Taker was incredible. The most fun I’ve ever had watching a match. As well as the most interested I’d ever been too. I had 3 other friends with me, 2 of which wanted HHH, and myself and the other wanted Taker. When HHH dropped the Deadman with the Tombstone and pinned him like that, we fucking exploded when Taker kicked out. It was absolutely amazing. We’ll see how it holds up later, when the thrill of ‘who’s gonna win?’ is no longer a factor. But I think it’ll do just fine. For now, I have the rating at * * * * *
Cole v Lawler was a 3 minute match stretched into a 2 and a half hour event. Man, it just drug on, and on. Hell, the crowd was even chanting “boring! boring”. It earns a big fat DUD
Miz/Cena was a joke. It’s a testament to just how fucking awful The Miz is. John Cena is the man in the main events. He ALWAYS delivers an awesome match, especially at WrestleMania, and Miz couldn’t even ride those coattails. Just an embarrassment. The double count out was ridiculously stupid and just killed the crowd. Of course, having the match restart and end a minute later didn’t do any better. Now, they better deliver on The Rock vs Cena, otherwise this is all for not and just a waste. The rating I’m thinking is about * *
I feel bad for anyone who bought WM just for The Rock. To be honest, I’m sick of the Rock already. He just runs his mouth and that’s about it. He says the same stuff over and over, and I’m bloody well tired of it.
Also, really, Snooki comes out AFTER Taker? I mean, it makes total sense. The crowd needed to recoup after the big epic match, so throw them the biggest trash you can find, but still, Snookie being higher up the card than Taker, at WM. It’s just insulting.