IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! THE MAN MOVIE ENCYCLOPEDIA VOL. 1
Yes, you too can be the king of everyone you know, by purchasing the first volume of the Man Movie Encyclopedia. An idea that I’ve been working on for years, has finally been brought to the masses. The last 5 months, I’ve been busting ass to bring you the greatest book you’ve ever read. To find out what’s in the book, and how to purchase it, for the low, low price of $3, or, 3 easy payments of $1, step inside.
If you’ve been a fan of this website, you know what the MME is. If you don’t, then you can find samples all over my website. You can even search google and you’ll find the hotness. Now, for what’s inside the book, here’s the run down…
30 films –
Die Hard 2
Die Hard 3
Hard To Kill
Lethal Weapon 2
Lethal Weapon 3
Lethal Weapon 4
Marked For Death
Out For Justice
A special section for the films…
Showdown In Little Tokyo
The Last Boyscout
On Deadly Ground
Under Siege 2
For each film you get a rockin’ Caliber Winfield style recap of the film, followed by the OFFICIAL…yes, OFFICIAL, Man Movie Encyclopedia Tally. With that, you get the total counts of each 1-liner, kill, person beat-up, swear words, boobies, explosions, slow-motion scenes, car chases, foot chases, broken bones, find out if there’s a fight-shoot out in a motel, if the guy gets the girl, and if he smokes. Afterwards, you get a recap of the 1-liners, then every interesting/unknown fact that could be found about the film, all information pertaining to box-office business, and finally my honest review of the film.
There’s never been a book like this, and until I release following volumes, there won’t be any like it. I slave over my projects until they’re as perfect as I can make’em. I guarantee that if you like my work, you’ll love the book. If you’re here for the first time and aren’t familiar with my work, you’ll love the book. If the humor isn’t to your taste, you still get a wealth of information. I mean, countless times you’ll be able to impress friends, family members, and chicks whose boobs you’re trying to touch by letting them know you know how many kills there are in Lethal Weapon 2. Or how many boobs are in Under Siege. I mean, if you don’t like the book, at least the knowledge you get from it will help you get laid.
TO BUY THE BOOK, EMAIL ME AT firstname.lastname@example.org AND TELL ME YOU WANT IT. I’LL EMAIL YOU AN INVOICE FROM MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT, YOU HIT PAY, FOR THE LARGE SUM OF $3, AND I’LL EMAIL YOU THE BOOK ASAP. IN THE EMAIL, TELL ME WHAT FORMAT YOU WANT IT IN. I CAN SEND IT TO YOU IN E-READER FORM, WORD DOC, ODT, PDF, AND COUNTLESS OTHER WAYS. I THINK THE BEST WAY IS IN E-BOOK FORM, AS YOU GET A COVER AND ALL THAT. IF YOU WANT IT IN DOC FORM, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO PRINT IT, IT’S ABOUT 65-70 PAGES LONG. IF YOU ORDER ONE FORM, AND WOULD PREFER ANOTHER, JUST LET ME KNOW AND I’LL SEND IT OUT.
I did that last part in caps so you’ll know damn well where to get it.