Ultimate Beastmaster – Review
Your boy isn’t talking about Beastmaster, arguably the biggest We’re-Saying-This-Is-Swords-And-Sandals-But-Really-This-Is-Undercover-Gay-Porno film ever. Seriously. Dudes chasing after ferrets while wearing a leather gimp mask, speedo, and chaps.
No, this is the new show on Netflix that you may have seen when you open up the app.
Really, the best way to explain it is that it’s a Ninja Warrior rip-off, but with teams from different countries, and different announce teams to represent for their countries, including Terry Crews for America. Now, just like Ninja Warrior, it’s damn entertaining. There’s many levels to these courses, and it’s a hell of a lot harder than anything Ninja Warrior does, as you rarely see people even pass the first level. There’s a lot of inventive obstacles here that you look forward to seeing everyone handle. On some folk you just get the highlights, so you don’t have to watch every single person attempt the course.
So, if you dig Ninja Warrior, then you’ll obviously dig this. On the second episode, watch out for the super hot American lifter chick, and the uber-cute Spanish girl. Good times.